OK its 1:45 am and i havnt updated in several days so why not now, i'm not doing much of anything else. So i tricked out higgins today by saying i had a benign tumor in between my brain and my ear drum. I had him so bad he was like crying for me, kinda funny but probably overall making me look like a jerk making my friend cry. Anyway i am too lazy to update the pic of the day/week/month/year/decade/century/mellia so i will just put it up here. Enjoy. And oh by the way Kris is now gone but Gerry has come back so i will force him to update a couple times.

Who said Soccer wasn't a full contact sport?

--Matt

Well everything has been good since that dreaded Tuesday morning. But I got a comment from Paul Green about my little outburst. Here is his email he sent me:

there there matt, it seems like you have been having one hell of a summer
dip, keep reaching for that rainbow

I countered by saying:

Hey paul, quit being a dumbass, i dont need your f***ing approval (Stewie
from The Family Guy). Thanks for taking intrest in the website though. And
if i see one more rainbow crack i will crack open ur head u crack pot.

He hasn't responded since, so Paul if your out there I'd love to see what you have to say. Meanwhile about our website, everyone is now on vacation except for Kris (not like he'd do anything anyway). I have to encourage people to post in the message board seeing that we have not gotten any messages since July 15th or so. -- Matt

Well here I am again 10 hours after the last post. Why am I updating again, to tell everyone how the past is haunting me. Here's a timeline for everyone 6AM woke up for no reason; 7AM woke up for no reason; 8AM sleeping fine; 8:30AM woke up because the fucking phone rang. So after about 20-35 rings I get up out of my bed and find out that my knee is killing me for who knows what reasons and I pick up the phone, its my dad saying that I cant sleep I have to do something for him and with him, but I have to find my mom first. Seeing that I am not awake yet I still try to use my legs normally with out a limp but I didn't get far before falling on my face and yelling out obscenities that the next county could here. So my brother runs out of his room while I'm doing this: it seems that he was on the fucking computer right next to my room and he couldn't answer the fucking phone. So about I get to where I am suppose to be wait 3 hours and then scolded my dad for waking my ass up. Great perfect day! I am just one big ray of FUCKING SUNSHINE today. Fuck it I'm going back to sleep. -- Matt

OK, the weekend finished nicely although the rough start. I just wanted everyone to see my tasty tidbit of sexism for the day. I was talking to one of the girl swimmers today and she really wants to play manhunt (hide and seek meets capture the flag). And well its hard to explain so I will just show you:

ELFISH [12:07 AM]: and we wanted to play
ELFISH [12:07 AM]: but u guys are so sexest
TheStarr84 [12:08 AM]: u girls are so 90esque
TheStarr84 [12:08 AM]: stop being feminists and go back to what u guys were like before that
ELFISH [12:09 AM]: and what was that?
TheStarr84 [12:09 AM]: u know loyal home servants
TheStarr84 [12:09 AM]: now u gals got your MTV and your Diet Coke and that aint helping
ELFISH [12:10 AM]: haha, u wish-i think that was the stupidest comment i've ever heard. please don't talk to me if u are gonna say things like that
ELFISH [12:10 AM]: needing to feel superior to others actually makes u inferior

Heh, I was joking but she obviously didnt pick up on that, just like a girl. Oh well, and Jeremy (Josh's brother) wanted his name on the website so please click his name to ambush him with plenty of IMs to annoy him -- Matt

Holy shit, this has been the worst fucking 3 days of my fucking life. First my car dies on Thursday and will cost hundreds to fix, yesterday I got in trouble lifeguarding because stupid soccer moms like to take the law in their own hands, and today Genuardi's calls me at fucking 8 in the morning. My mom actually wakes my ass up and I reluctantly come in at 10. Turns out they didn't fucking need me that just wanted to waste my fucking time because they are all mother fuckers over there. So I bag for 4 hours (so fucking boring). Now I am finally back and I am still "steaming mad" as you might have been able to tell. This is a warning to all of you out there - you call me at 8 in the friggen morning during a weekend I will hunt you down and KILL YOU. (in starcraft) -- Matt

Hey, well nothing special happened to me today. Normal stuff, wake up; go running; watch Saving Silverman; go to the pool for a few hours; play a few games of Starcraft; then I go to Genuardi's to get my paycheck. No problems inside I was in and out in say 10 minutes. So I get in my car and drive away. I stop for the stop sign and the car stalls. Seeing that this is a euro piece of shit from `94 I just try to start it up again. Nothing. So a few people helped me push it across a busy intersection. The damn car is still out of commission, my parents are now with it and Kris came and picked me up. Ahhh nothing more satisfying then a story that goes no where. I guess I'll update in about a month when my car works again but until then I guess I wont drive anything. -- Matt

Matt is making me update... bah... Well, swimming is finally over as of last Saturday. We get a 4 week break before we start up again. In other news, Rush Hour 2 comes out tomorrow... hopefully we'll be able to see it because it should be pretty funny. Like last nights Family Guy - great as always. The whole British thing was classic. The part where Stewie was trying to teach Eliza to talk like an American (the parody of My Fair Lady) was the best. I know this is gonna piss Matt off, but Family Guy is funnier than The Simpsons, at least this seasons episodes. -- Gerry

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July 2001

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