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Who the hell are you?
I am Matt Starr the writer, animater and the commentator of the website you are at.

Is that name suppose to ring a bell?
Well, i mean only 25 people go to my website, i think i know 25 people.

So a lot of your comics either have to do with the past or your roommate, how come ur never the true focus of the comic?
my life is boring, that is the reason why i made this site

If you had the choice between a happy healthy social life or computer gaming and antisocialness, which would you choose?
Right now i am in the ladder, right now i'd rather have the social life but when i am old and bitter i'd rather have the gaming.

It seems that you strike out a lot
Thats probably cause i dont play baseball, i swim and dive.

No, i meant with the ladies.
Oh... yea i do.

How did you come up with betsy as your comp name?
Well, a long story short; Lindy and i both named our computers Betsy, but the name only applies to the older computer. And seeing as how my computer is 3 years older than his, i got the name until i get a new one.

Thats sooooo interesting...
what? At least i didnt name my penis... not yet at least.

If you could go back in time... would you do it again?
Well probably not. I probably would have paid for operationkickass again, so i actually had a real domain. All of my hits right now are from direct links from me and word of mouth. No search engine has helped me at all.

[Updated 3/25/03]Why are you brian the dog from family guy?
Well, seeing how i have been obsessed with Family Guy for quite some time now, Tim Derr and i assinged people from our lives to characters. I am not sure on some of them, but Tim has the master list and i am sure he will correct me. Anyway, I am Brian the dog because of my smart ass attitude, high education (compared to others from the show), and being sexually frustrated for quite some time.
The other list of characters include:

Peter: Tim Derr (Stupid, lazy and comes up with stupid things)
Joe the handicapped cop: Lindy (Excessively strong, hurt his knees badly, so he is sorta crippled. Also was cap'n of the football team which is high a athority position)
Quagmire: Howard (Pimp)
Lois: Ashley Dorn (i forget the reasoning)
Meg: Jess Derr (Again no reasoning except Tim wanted it this way)
Cleaveland: Kris (whipped by his girlfriend)
Chris: Canada (Says very dumb things)
Neil: Zannon (always trying to get with Meg)
Stewie: Glick (the other smart ass)
That about does it.


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