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Survey posted January 9, 2005
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Matt, Starr, Starrbar, and for good measure Starbucks
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
my website... uhhh i'll pass on the other 2
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My facination with sock puppets, my opinions of most people, and of course my huge rippling muscles (they just get in the way some times)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
Well i got the fact that i'm caucasian, a european mutt, and i'm jewish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
spiders, sock puppets, people who say Spider Man 2 was the best movie ever
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
World of Warcraft, water, basic nutrition (in that order)
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
socks, monicle, and a smile
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT:
Tenacious D, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
"The Science of Selling Yourself Short", "Scatman" or at 1907 we call it Bill Watkins, and ummm "The Saftey Dance" which is not as safe as they say it is
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTH
Big Game Hunting, Skydiving with out a paracheut, Bridge (the card game)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
Complete and utter dependance (i guess it could go either way), blow jobs, and of course 2 chicks at once.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
I set my bed on fire as a child (take THAT boogie man), I was charged with vehicular manslaughter and sentenced to 15 years in jail but after a technicality i was released and sued the state for millions (but lost), and I slipped on syrup and cracked my head open (the doctors said i might have brain damage... i like stories)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
tits, ass, and well what the heck personality
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Sew, Cook (unless its frozen waffles), lick my own elbow
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
world of warcraft... 'nuff said
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Finish this fucking thing, turn off this god awful song, and scratch my head
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
hold on i'm scratching... ok uh professional rocket skater, plumber, and something to do with computers
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY:
Australia, England, Cincinnatti
THREE KIDS' NAMES
Dusk, Dawn (so i can say "damn you kids you keep me up from dusk til dawn), Matt Jr. (so when i'm president i can get my son elected)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO SEE/DO BEFORE YOU DIE
Build a house, write the great american fictional novel (which is just my autobiography), and see the sunset at the ripe old age of 89... haha fuck that, i'll go to a strip club
What? Thats it... what a shitty depressing way to end this thing. Now everyone wants to die.