This site honours Jack McCaffery (notice the fancy spelling of honor)

Who is this Jack McCaffery? No one truly knows what he looks like, but like all creatures of the night Jack is adept at drinking alcoholic beverages and wooing women, of all ages and races.

What are Jack’s claims to fame? Besides forcing the creator of this website to update by saying "i will hate you untill i make an appearance on your motherfucking website......you whore". Jack, came up with the idea of how to wear an eye patch and a pirate’s hat in a school ID picture. He also said this line at the Atlantic 10 Conference Championship Meet (roughly 2/17/2005):

John Zayaitz:When I get older I’m going to have a personal chef.
Jack McCaffery: Yeah, it’s called a wife.

What are Jack’s interests? Besides the earlier stated alcohol and women, it would have to be the worst site in the world (shameless self plug) and the sport called swimming in which the ‘swimmer’ spends hours of time staring at a line at the bottom of the pool, swimming in a circle for hours on end, and cracking hilarious fart jokes when waiting for the next set.

Now let’s all tip our proverbial cans, bottles, jugs, cups, or glasses to this hero among men, Jack McCaffery.