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October to December 2003

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December 24, 2003
Christmas Eve. Am I excited? Hell yeah. Wait, no i'm not. Why should I be? Anyway, the point of this post is how i enjoy reading xanga/blog websites. Its like a diary with out the chance of being caught. Even more fun is the fact you get the respond to most of these people. I have a feeling i am going to be the first person with an online restraining order.

December 22, 2003
First of all, i actually returned the 20th, and i should have posted that day seeing as it has been 1 year since this website's birth. Well let me give you the quickest recap of Miami. Lots of eagles fans, pretty warm outside, became constipated, took ex-lax, friend's celebrated by doing "double decker shits" in toilets in the hotel. That about sums it up. So I made a quick sketch, and it has been awhile since i drew so i thought i did pretty well on this considering. This was inspired by my cat Hobbes, who has something wrong with this digestive track so he is giving off the most repulsive farts ever. They smell worse than anything you can imagine. So enjoy.

All this thinking about farting is making me want to shit

December 11, 2003
Finally i feel good at something. I am now number one in the coference in chapionship diving. Yeah, i know you dont want to hear anymore about this shitty diving stuff, but i am going to florida for the next week and i needed something to say so voila!

December 7, 2003
Really nothing to report. I just came back from bucknell university where i have been for the past 3 days. What a waste of time... i have 2 finals tomorrow so i am trying to make this as quick as possible. So i get back from this shitty meet and i look at LaSalle's webpage and it looks like our house was made an example of. Out of 51 off campus residents, only 3 houses were broken into (that were reported). That was definitely us. Look at the picture:

December 4, 2003
Wow two posts in two days... actually in 1 day cause i posted the last one at midnight this moring but whatever. Anyway, i found out about this trick on the forums and i just thought it was good enough to make front page material. You type in "miserable failure" into google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" and you get a funny page. Either try it or click on the picture below if you dont understand what i am getting at.

Look up the definition of failure in the dictionary one day and you'll see this president...

On a related note, if you havent seen it, check out the resumé

December 3, 2003
Well i felt that i should update seeing as its been nearly a month. A lot has happened since the last time i posted. Like Thanksgiving, and my house being robbed (pictures to come later). I dont know whats worse though, taking the tv from a college student's home or this girl who had her wheelchair stolen. Along with that i encourage everyone to play this game cause it is awesome. Along with that let me say that Viva La Bam is a great show, and that the Phillies are gonna kick some mad ass (i am working on getting season tickets right now). Last, i want to point out that my plans for the second semester money gathering has been canceled for lack of sperm banks and plasma centers in the greater Philadelphia area. I guess its off to ebay to sell a kidney.

The last thing is that there is an update of that picket against gay people at my township, our friend Insey (yes its our cause he is hosting this site) posted pictures of the protest.
Link One (day 3 i think)
Link Two (day 2 i think)
Source

November 7, 2003
2 things, one: look at me i am actually good at something, and yes that is division 1 NCAA sports (this is rankings among the Atlantic 10 Conference).

Second i saw the matrix revolutions tonight. I was not quite as dissapointed as i was with number 2 but i am not pleased with that movie. I remember before seeing the first one i said to Kris, Jol or Lindy or whomever i saw the movie with "Keanu Reeves can't act his way out of a box." And it still holds true today. I dont want to ruin an ending but a swimmer today told me an ending (this is prior to seeing the movie) and i was thought that this ending would be horrible. After watching the real ending to this movie, i changed my thoughts to it being that a clever ending that wuold piss off others but it would probably make a lot more sense. I put the alternate ending below, in black (so highlight it to see what it says). This again is not the ending so its not really a spoiler except that you will know that it didnt happen.
After defeating Agent Smith, Neo is left bruised and beaten, and near the end of his life. He sighs with relief and dies. [cuts to his old apartment] Neo awakens to a blank computer screen, this time with nothing on it. He assumes the whole thing is just a dream and the movie ends.

November 6, 2003
Oh no...

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- A Polish soldier died after being shot Thursday in a town near Karbala, the first member of the country's 2,000-plus military contingent killed in action in Iraq, a Polish military spokesman said.

A Polish convoy in al Musaayib, 30 kilometers northeast of Karbala, was attacked by small arms fire about noon, the spokesman said. The Poles returned fire.

The soldier was taken to a military hospital, where he died of his wounds. No other Polish troops were injured.

Poland is in charge of a multinational force responsible for security in south-central Iraq.

Lets all have a moment of silence...
Courtesy of CNN

October 30, 2003
Ok, thats it, fucking christians went to damn far. Evidently, some homophobic god loving chapel boys are picketing my high school [PDF]. Sorry for the link cause it IS offensive, but these people are retarded. I by no means liked tolerance meetings, in fact when Glick told me about this i was complaining about more tolerance crap at college. But i mean come on, i think this picture says it all:

Come on, show some respect. I just find this funny how something that probably benefits society is getting bashed by Christians, who should by all means allow this considering all the gayness they have been up to recently. What's next? A clan march? Neo Nazi Parade?

October 28, 2003
Well, our good friend Glick sent me a link today that may shock you. I will post it at the end cause i want you to see this picture first. I am convinced Christians are insane. This website is like a childrens site that is teaching proven facts to them wrong. I was looking at one of the science questions and it read something like this "I read in a secular movie that this robotic T-Rex was eating meat, is that true?" and of course the answer was "No, T-Rex was a herbavoire he loved all the other animals and he loved to sing and dance and talk about how good Jesus is"* The only thing i respect about this is that they arent dissing other monotheistic religions (yes they do jab at hinduism). Observe this picture:

Last time i checked Jews didnt think that the messiah has come. Well i think i said my bit, here is the link if you still want to see it.

* - May have been edited for humor's sake.

October 21, 2003
I hate to keep doing this but its pathetic how i am too lazy to ever update this page. I think one day it will hit me, and i'll start getting back into regular updates but i can't gaurentee anything. Anyway, the whole reason i am cause of this link. ...And i cant think of a way to end this post.

October 12, 2003
Yeah i have been lacking on updates, i just cant keep my moods. So let me fill your life with links to make up.
Mysterious pain? Probably from over masturbation
Girls i have some interesting health news for you
Is the male gender doomed? Click to find out more
Where's Your God Now?!
The ultimate revenge [movie]
Greatest quote database ever
And the parent site
Girls, click here
Mac's suck!

October 1, 2003
OK, i have recieved one too many complaints about me not updating. I really dont have anything to say except that i was talking to tim today and i just have to share. Please read the conversation below:

Goalie34UD (10:38:37 PM): yo, are you having a halloween party ?
TheStarr84 (10:38:42 PM): no
TheStarr84 (10:38:46 PM): not that i know of
Goalie34UD (10:38:52 PM): haha alright
TheStarr84 (10:38:56 PM): we probably will though
Goalie34UD (10:38:59 PM): guess ill just trick or treat then
TheStarr84 (10:39:03 PM): hahaha
TheStarr84 (10:39:05 PM): you are 20 years old
Goalie34UD (10:39:09 PM): and?
TheStarr84 (10:39:10 PM): i think you out grew it
Goalie34UD (10:39:16 PM): i still look 17
TheStarr84 (10:39:27 PM): so
Goalie34UD (10:39:34 PM): so.... its free candy?
TheStarr84 (10:39:35 PM): i didnt go trick or treating when i was 17
TheStarr84 (10:39:45 PM): *shakes head*