March 31, 2003
Yea, i realize now that today is the last day of March. Stupid month rhyme failed me again! Thank you Ashley for pointing it out. Well anyway i have a new Super Jew comic today. This one featuring Howard's super power. Enjoy.
March 30, 2003
Last day of March... and guess what it is suppose to snow 3-5 inches. After being 68 the last two days. Fuck you God! Anyway somewhat related to those crazy jews mentioned in the earlier comic, here is a funny link. Expect some good comics this week.
March 28, 2003
Ok, i am at home right now. I am not sure if i am going to update again after this (this weekend) but here it is. This idea is not my own, Howard's brother Marshall thought this up. And it was too much to pass. This is "Super Jews." Each of them has thier own super power (besides handling money well). The big one, is Howard, small one Marshall, and the one with the awesome hat is me. I had to test this comic with Tim before i posted because of its content, but its good to go. Enjoy. Hopefully there will be more of them.
March 27, 2003
Thursday... just Friday and then the weekend. I cant wait. Even though the highlight of my weekend is going to be doing my laundry. Anyway as i briefly mentioned yesterday, Kevin came in drag. Turns out that he wore a girls thong along with this. That is very scary just to visualize. Anyway when i woke up this morning and saw it I was like "Please for the love of god let that be a girls thong that was not on Kevin." God doesnt love me. On March 13th there was a rant about the french. I aquired a link from a friends profile to suplement it. Oh well, here is a comic of yesterdays incident.
Update:Well i finally got word back from Zannon today. I will show you before i retort.
Uh...yeah...seems your're very impatient to be angry with me. I'm sorry I don't check your site 3 times a day like everyone else does. I went there cause I was bored and I was reading Shoes profile. And it wasn't really meant to be a fight...I don't have time for online fights, i'm a psych major.
March 26, 2003
I am out of shape. I can tell as my muscles seem to hurt. Luckily the radation from the computer has neutralized most of the feeling. I think it would be unjust if i put up a comic today because there is nothing going on, and it would be terribly unfunny. I am angry cause Zannon didnt want to keep fighting. Tim on the other hand, he is ready to go for round 2 any time Zannon! Anyway, in my spare time i have been watching movies. I saw Adaptation yesterday and Daredevil today. Adaptation was very good, i highly recommend it; Daredevil sucked... which spawned this time's Matt Takes On
Ok, Daredevil sucked monkey nuts. There were so many problems with it that i cant even start. For one, that super hero sucked anyway, and shouldnt have gotten a movie. He is not cool like Spiderman, the Hulk, Superman, Batman etc. Second he is fucking blind! This reminded me of The Simpsons when Milhouse and Bart run the comic store and Milhouse buys 2000 (not sure of the number) issues of Biclopse. The hero is a fucking loser, just like Milhouse and comedy followed. A blind guy can not be a hero, just like a crippled guy. No offense to anyone who may be either (if your blind i dont know how the fuck your reading this) but you guys are lame. Back to the movie, you see the heroine all getting ready for battle, and what does she do? Dies... what the fuck. That is so god damn stupid. And then Daredevil gets mad and goes all blind on the enemies. Shit did i just ruin it? oh well waste of my and your time.Well Kevin just walked in, in drag, therefore in must be time to go. You'll probably see a comic of this. Goodnight. I have terrible gas today and i cant type anymore cause i might shit myself!
March 25, 2003
Just as promised i am here to update, with a comic from a party 2 weeks ago. Basically Howard just said something stupid, and it was funny. Not wanting to be outdone i said something stupid too. Along with that, i have updated the FAQ with a new question, keep those emails coming.
Update: Zannon sent me a funny email regarding my newest update of the FAQ. Enjoy!
Since when do I keep trying to get with jess?!? I happen to nave a gf right now...and unlike Derr am still playing hockey. Although I find the site extremely amusing...I should really talk to Derr. Cept for the fact that he's a faggort and blocked me... Btw..It's ZANAN, not zannon...douche.zannon, this is a free country, i can spell your name how ever i would like. If you dont like it, make your own website and make fun of me. You can call it "Matt Starr is a douche website" Your beef is with Tim, not me.
he must say how his gf is a "cow" and that he wouldbe playing hockey if it wasnt for me.. and how he is a backup on a team that doesnt have cuts :)Thank god this isnt the grammar rodeo. Ok, i am staying out of this from now on. I'll update more with fights if they tend to go on through me.
March 22, 2003
Yea, i have been busy. This isnt an update really, more of like an excuse. I am going to not update again until Tuesday March 25th. I am currently working on several projects and studying for tests that have priority over the site. I'll make it up to everyone. I havent had any new questions to be added to the FAQ yet, possibly because of a badlink. To email me FAQ questions click here (the one on the FAQ page may not work).
March 18, 2003
Well today i have a special treat. Over the last few weeks that i have been doing this site plenty of people have been emailing questions about me and stuff. I just felt i'd make a FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions... not fah Que) about it... here are a few sample questions.
Who the hell are you?
Anyway, as i posted a few days ago about the near riot on CMU's campus, i just felt to add more Gerry has sent me another site that has a videos of it. I dont really like the reporter at the end, he was kind of surly but besides that an excellent video.
I am Matt Starr the writer, animater and the commentator of the website you are at.
Is that name suppose to ring a bell?
Well, i mean only 25 people go to my website, i think i know 25 people.
[click to see the rest]
March 17, 2003
I dont really understand this comic now that i made it. It was funny on friday night at the party but i guess since its not my style anymore i really dont like it. I really dont like making jokes where other people are the punchline. Unless that person is me, because i am stupid. But oh well, i still think of the night and its still funny, i just dont think this comic does it justice.
March 16, 2003
Well, i dont have a comic today but i had some great ideas over the weekend so you can expect a few comics this week. In the mean time i heard from Gerry today about how those crazy Carnegie Mellon kids were disrupting a anti-war march. Instead of me just phrasing it, i would rather you just read the conversation, which can be seen here. The pictures of this event can be seen here. Enjoy. On the other hand i was just watching the news and you cant help but laugh at the propaganda. "Just 15 years ago today, Hussein released mustard gas on his own town!" Well... i remember setting off atomic bombs in Arizona or Nevada... whatever, and that land can still not be occupied. Oh well, go kill Iraq fuck em all up.
March 13, 2003
I swear i become wiser as the days go on. Like if its wrong to laugh at the special olympics i dont want to be right! And now a comic... a one blocker... featuring the world's favorite jew... Howard! And no this wasnt the seating arrangment, but i needed to fit her in somewhere.
March 12, 2003
New comic... this one is from when i went to visit howard in Fordham. He is doing all the talking ("Fluffy Head" if you will). Anyway, he got in the most inane argument that night. His points were shady at best, yet humerous. If its not funny now it lost its novelty, but it was hilarious at the time. By the way i updated with an archive... either scroll down to the bottom or click here to see it.
March 11, 2003
Another day another post. Anyway this is gonna start the comic revolution of them that i made. This is about the basketball game i went to with shoe. Yea lasalle lost but this is basically what was running through my head at the time when some chick wouldnt shut her face a row behind. I will try to get up another comic tonight.
March 10, 2003
I barely missed the post its like 12:17 right now. Oh well, i was suppose to have like 3 comics done last week but i only have one done right now. Sorry i got real lazy and started playing games excessively. It was a sorry way to end the week but i have like 6 or 7 comics premade that should all appear this week since i am back at school. But in the meantime i am going to post the first one that should have been posted on March 4, 2003. Enjoy.
March 3, 2003
Just had to get a post in before the day was out. The emails go on, now talking about stds and such, this is just funny crap. Well thats it for today, sorry nothing goes on if i dont even leave the house once in the whole day.
March 2, 2003
Well, i didnt win the game i was waiting for for the past 2 months. At least yet... anyway that email chain i got just kept going, it got funnier but its only funny to people who were at A-10s so i decided to not to continue it. Anyway here is the first comic of the week and it needs some explanation, so for the first time i am going to have an explanation underneath the comic. READ IT OR YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!
Ok, well you see the fraternity kevin is pledging to is underground so technically they can do whatever they want to you... one of these things is kidnapping where they usually take you someplace and make you do various horrible things (drink piss, chug hot sauce, break the law etc.) Anyway, thursday night Snyder and Kevin were being kidnapped but they escaped back to our room... the brothers of the frat came after them and actually were pounding at our door (second frame) and out in the courtyard yelling in and breaking our blinds (first frame). Then after all this is over Kevin still makes a joke about how he cant sleep with me typing. Try sleeping with 2 angry drunk guys yelling, breaking things, and pounding on the window.
March 1, 2003
Hi, this is me on spring break doing nothing... actually i went to swimming districts where Upper Dublin came in 4th. Nice job i must say... anyway i got a few funny emails from kids on my swim team that i'd like to share.
I have man boobs. big ones.
i have personally felt those bitch tits. hes not lying, their big.
whatever scoot and wall blah blah blah about scoots man boobs----->scolla is sooo cute your just jealous
I have no idea what they are all talking about but yes they are all men... and since this is my swim team i am talking about they most likely were all drunk at the time. Expect comics 3 days this week.
