July 30, 2003
I am reading fight club now, which again i recommend all of Chuck Palahniuk's books, but i had to compare it to the movie so i watched it. And from there i picked out a line that i should remember next time i am having a rought day "You know man, could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car." Yeah i just felt like sharing that. On the other side, i was at CNN and i saw that they were making the last of the old style Beetles (the volkswagon car). What really struck me for funny was the poll they had. I bet you can guess what i voted for.
July 29, 2003
Well it turns out i have been my prostate a world of good. Actually i havent read the article but i enjoyed the first line enough to post it here. Well i think i have said enough... or not enough; either way i am out of here.
July 28, 2003
Well good news. Since i havent posted in 5 days, i have a comic. This one is just a random conversation between John, Kevin, and I at our house. Pretty self explanitory. The other thing i wanted to say was this. I love the tips they suggest, like getting a gas mask or getting a gun and putting it in your car glove compartment with your bulletproof windows in the car. And of course a sturdy wooden desk can protect you from a nuclear explosion. I know that this a fake news site but come on... how stupid do they think people are? I bet people will do some of this shit too because evidently America is retarded. I guess we follow in our leader's footsteps.
July 23, 2003
Since i am extremely lazy (as you may have gathered i wanted to put up this conversation but i am too lazy to post it on this page so its linked here. The other guy (Gerry) and I are talking about this christian morals site: http://www.family.org which is fucking crazy. They give bad reviews to anyone with the intention that it might be demonic (like Live's CD Throwing Copper) Well, just read the conversation, its funny.
July 22, 2003
One word: "Booyeah!"
July 20, 2003
Ok, the surprise is that there is an actual list of my comics and soon to be all the pictures that have been posted on my website. You can access it here. Enjoy.
Update: I saw this in the forums and i needed to post it. Funniest fucking thing ever: "Don't Copy that Floppy!"
July 19, 2003
Saw Bad Boys II today. It was good. I dont know how a action movie can go on for 2.5 hours but it did. My ass went numb in the middle of it. I was amazed. Anyway i know this is a pathetic excuse for an update, but i am cooking up something big, and should be done by tomorrow. Its sorta there now and if you want to search around my site looking for it, go right ahead. Have a good evening.
July 18, 2003
First of all: Thank you Ashley for finding that hideous picture of that brit. It has been swapped for the picture i posted yesterday below. Second of all:
July 17, 2003
I remembered what i was gonna post about yesterday. I was at cnn reading the news (at work naturally) and i came across an article about an ex-US Marine who 'kidnapped' a 12 year old girl from England. I found the article somewhat humerous, but then broke into tears when i saw the girls photo. Unfortunately i have been unable to find the photo again to show off she is sooooooo unbelieveably ugly its crazy. Yuk jesus. I cant believe it. Well here is the photo with her and her mom and it doesnt look nearly as bad but trust me it was.
July 16, 2003
Yeah i called you an idiot Lindy what are you gonna do about it? Haha, i am just messing around, but when an away message says "Sleeping or Puking" that definitly means i dont want to watch anime with you.
Now that that is out of the way I have been thinking and I will be done must of my tedious work at my job soon, so i might start making comics there, send them home and post them. I have to do that cause so much funny stuff happens and i cant remember any of it by the time i get home. Today's adventure had to do with people walking too slow or aliens, or chinese food or something. Well whatever, please anticipate the comics. And i demand you if i bring back comics, you have to tell 5 friends of yours. And they would have to tell 5 people, and so on.
July 15, 2003
Everyone is a moron these days. Let me tell you. Yesterday after ignoring several warnings Lindy decided to wake me up after i clearly stated that i was sick. I dont know what i need to get through to people, staple a fucking sign to their head that says "Leave me alone!" Anyway this morning (which is when i am posting) i woke up at 6:20 thinking it was 7:20,
and preceeded to wake up my parents when i thought it was 7:40 thinking it was time to leave. I must have looked at the clock 20 times, and still i thought it was 7 not 6. Lastly, Kris told me yesterday that his sister was one of those annoying people from Greenpeace. Turns out that they promise $500 work weeks with 6 hours a day. In reality though they work 10 hour days and get like $250 a week. His sister figured out that it was around $3 an hour so she quit. I just felt like adding that to show how much Greenpeace suxx0rs. Time to go back to sleep.
July 10, 2003
Well today will be the last post unless i feel real ambitious tomorrow in the morning to put up the Greenpeace conversation. Anyway i went to six flags today. Yeah i know it was a shitty day. Well its better, despite what howard says. It was not too crowded, every ride was open, and it was a good time enjoyed by all. So we set out early this morning to leave, and got there in 45 min to an hour so that was a good. After the tickets were bought I took my first step in the park. Then two back, to dump the shit out of my pockets cause the metal detector went off. Then another step forward, then it went off again, after i basically took off my pants it went through. With out going into any more weird stories, this one thing happened to Lindy that was too funny to forget. We were loading onto a roller coaster and Lindy is huge so the thing went down pretty far. Evidently it wasnt good enough for the attendant so he started pushing with all of his might to make it a snugger fit on Lindy. It wouldnt budge, so he wedged himself between the seat in front of us and started kicking at it. Lindy said it went three more notches, which is craziness. I am surprised he could even breathe. Alright. Thats all.
July 9, 2003
Welcome to the new home of the worst site ever™. I had another conversation with greenpeace but that wont go up today because i am struggling to breathe because of all the KFC i just had. Since this post has no real stuff, i URGE you to go join the forums attached to this site: Click here!.
July 3, 2003
Damn me and my day in between updates. I guess i must not have had much to say yesterday except that i saw T3. That movie was sweet, so far the summer's most rewarding movie. Yet, there were some problems in it. One fight scene was cool to watch but if you think about what your watching its pointless. Anyway, today was my last day of work for the weeek. During my lunch break i walked around the city for a good 30 min or so, and there was a protest of some sort to dissolve pennsylvannia's death pennalty. These people were honestly worse than Greenpeace. I tried to walk through and all i could smell was B.O. and THC coming from their bodies. I turned off the block to avoid the rest of the hippies only to run into my arch enemies, Greenpeace. My friend from the other day wasnt there. I was kinda glad, i didnt want to explain to my friends that i got a black eye from faggots who care way too much about the enviroment. Since i have a 3 day weekend, you wouldnt believe me if i even told you how fast i was out of there today. I think there is still a dust cloud of my figure in my cubicle. After that i went to the Phillies game, and they won 12-2 which was nice. The game was fun, fireworks afterwards, everything was good. EXCEPT, this fat woman behind me was talking to her kids, and would say something that either me or lindy said 5 minutes after we said it. I look back and see basically Jaba the Hut, Narrator. I would have said something but i was afraid she was going to eat me. Seriously, when she left in the 8th inning to go get seats on the field for fireworks i felt like i was in jurassic park, my cup of soda shaking every time she took a step. Oh well, have a good weekend, i doubt anything of significance will happen this weekend.
July 1, 2003
July already... god damnit. My summer is going the way of the woolly mamouth. Well Greenpeace was on the prowl again, so i decided to have a chat with them:
Greenpeace: Excuse me sir, do you have a second for Greenpeace?
Me: Well i do have a train to catch, how long will this take?
Greenpeace: Just a few minutes.
Me: A few minutes? You just asked me for a second. Be consistant damn it. Hmm... well what do I get for answering your questions?
Greenpeace: You help make the world a better place.
Me: Are you sure its not some kind of badge that you Greenpeace people see and exempt the people from oral harrassment of you people?
Greenpeace: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way about us.
Me: WELL, I'm sorry you have to annoy people to start giving a shit about your organization.
Greenpeace: You know what, we dont need your help.
Me: Oh so now you dont need my help. Fucking hippies.
Greenpeace: Go to hell!
/end conversation
Well that about does it for that. Anyway i think this site will become http://starr.insey.com in a few days. He [Insey] gave me a good offer and i think i'll accept it.
Note: I just moved all the old news to the archive. So either click at the top or click here to see it.