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January 28, 2004
Yeah i know, the comic isnt up, i havent had time to work on it. I went skiing monday for the snow day and i have just been lazy since then. A few days ago i talked about how there were protests for 20th street, last week (i assume that it was for Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday) they started playing Martin Luther King Jr.'s speeches over loud megaphones. Anyway, now since it is over a week and half since that day they are still playing it. I dont really get why. I mean there are white protestors and its not like white people can go down 20th street like its 2 way. We dont have a fucking magic keypass that lets us get through. I dont know how they are arguing about a 1 way street like it is discrimination. These protests are really getting on my nerves. And i made a mistake below with the eagles game as Gerry pointed out, i had it right the first time i made it then it looked wrong so i changed it, but i am an idiot again, just felt like saying it.

January 22, 2004
I really wasnt going to update today but shoemaker told me something that broke this argument between me and lindy wide open. That is that the eagles missed a 2 point conversion in the 3rd quarter (dont hold this to me), so it would have a tie at 26 all if everything went right for both teams. Oh well, stupid argument anyway. Its not like we should even analyze the game since its been over for months now. This is just like Lindy and Glick's argument on who would win in a fight, a raptor or a warewolf.
Edit (1/28): Gerry corrected me, it should have been a 27-26 victory for the eagles... i think, i dont feel like checking my facts
Anyway, i got a good comic idea, after a long long time of a dryspell and will probably make it tomorrow. I am not saying that there will be comics for a long time but this will definitely happen.

January 21, 2004
Today, i recieved this from Lindy:

[04:05:16 PM] ofline59: we won by 10 buddy
[04:05:19 PM] ofline59: not 2
[04:05:24 PM] ofline59: and plus we beat them
[04:05:31 PM] ofline59: if he made all of them we still would of won
[04:05:41 PM] ofline59: but thats ok the eagles did choke
[04:05:52 PM] ofline59: i would likeu to post something else so everytime i got u r site
[04:05:58 PM] ofline59:imnot constantly reminded of it

January 19, 2004
Yesterday was great... well until the end at least. I woke up at 1 which i honestly havent done since i got back from Australia a year and a half ago. Then i watched sports. Unfortunately the Eagles choked again and we will not be making a superbowl appearance but what can you expect from this season. 4/5 of the games they won it was all luck. Like the last time we played the panthers their place kicker (who was on fire to that point) missed 3 field goals and an extra point. And we only won by like 2 or something. Well enough of that, I ran across this link, funny stuff.

January 16, 2004
Shit, I just ran across this article, and he defintily deserves the Matt Starr's Award in the Outstanding Achievement in the field of being the 'man' ®. This guy was drunk and flew around Philadelphia Airspace for 3 hours! The best part of this article is this:

At one point, the pilot flew into the airspace of Philadelphia International Airport without clearance from the Federal Aviation Administration, according to FAA spokesman Jim Peters.
"Normally if you are piloting out, all you do is you call us and say 'I'd like to proceed in this airspace,'" Peters said. "He didn't do that."

January 14, 2004
This jokster tried to auction off the state of West Virginia. After 56 bids before it was shut down it was at "$1 less than $100 million." Its funny, if it were really for bid i wouldnt sell my own piss for it. I swear i urinate more natural resources than what are found in that god forsaken state.

January 13, 2004
Got two things:
One, how to communicate with a deaf hooker. You know, just in case.
Two, a german guy filled a computer with potatos and sold it, and now the guy who bought the computer wants some compensation since it doesnt work. It's filled with potatos for christ's sake.

January 12, 2004
A few things i have to mention: One i was in Rhode Island over the weekend for a swim meet. Freaking freezing up there. It was like -3ºF outside and my roommate turned on the Air Conditioning. I thought i was gonna freeze to death. Second: In case you didnt understand glick's post, he will be posting here from now on in means of communication between Oklahoma and here and his loyal fan base. Third: if you are looking for a good satire pretty quick read, get Survivor: A Novel by Chuck Palahniuk.

Fourth (and the majority of this post): Today was the first day of classes and i had an 8 o'clock class. Lets forget the class the biggest thing was how these fucking Philadelphians keep protesting how LaSalle made the end of 20th street one way. They are protesting it like it will cut off their way to the street where 20th street ends. The truth is that there are fucking 18 different ways to get to the other street. I tried to imagine what else they would want it for, but i am stumped. LaSalle owns the property on both sides of the street and there is no homes or houses on that part of the street. They are fucking idiots, i cant even believe that these shmucks are protesting it. LaSalle bought it so it would be safer for students going to class, and they are saying that if "If [LaSalle Students] can't cross the street they don't belong in college, they belong in elementary school." What they say is true, but then again think about where the fuck these people would be. The area around LaSalle is a deadzone. It has the highest non violent crime rate in Northern Philadelphia. The houses are pieces of shit (i know i live in one), there is no business, no industry. LaSalle employs around 20% of these people, that is 1 in 5 people. Lets say that LaSalle doesnt feel like dealing with this neighborhood and moves away the entire neighborhood will collapse. Property value will fall faster than a prostitute's skirt when you hand her a 1000 dollar bill. I know i got a little carried away with this post, but i think these people should shut their fucking mouth and get a fucking job. Its a fucking weekday, shouldn't you be at work? I dont need to hear this shit at 8 in the morning, its hard enough as it is.

January 8, 2004

Hello unsuspecting viewer! Glick here, speaking to you through hacker-vision! Okay, he let me have access, but I'm still leet. So anyways . . . I'mma be posting here sometimes. To energize this site. And something about a picnic. And potato salad . . . starr just kinda trailed off after that. More to come this weekend when I actually go to oklahoma. Whee!

January 5, 2004
I have already heard many times that she is getting annulled, so me posting this means you can stop telling me. I guess i still have a chance with her all i need to do is become a millionaire and actually talk like i have any sense of charm or personality.

January 4, 2004
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

January 2, 2004
Happy new year. Brace yourself for a long long post.
First, a story. Last night i went to sleep at 8 thinking i was going to take a nap. My alarm went off at 10 and i wasnt ready yet so i turned it off. Next thing i know it's 3am and i cant sleep. I try everything i can to sleep. I even turned off my computer thinking the sound was keeping me awake but nothing worked. I called it quits at 5 and started playing games. Next thing i know its 11am and i need to start getting ready for the LAN. I am an idiot. The funny thing is I predicted most of this. I said to glick in the chat room (need IRC client for this link) that...

[07:43:36 PM] i am tired
[07:43:40 PM] i am thinking about taking a nap
[07:43:42 PM] haha
[07:43:47 PM] i know the feeling
[07:44:11 PM] but i dont want to because i have morning practice tomorrow and if i take a nap, i wont get back to sleep and in the end i will end up being tired for the lan tomorrow