March 31, 2004
Last day of march so i decided to update. I went to the dentist today to get a cavity filled... yes i know my dental hygene sucks, anyway while i am getting this done my dentist is telling stories to the supporting nurse. And some of these stories were just like out there. Haha, maybe it was the Nitrous Oxide but they were all pretty funny. I like how she is telling me she had strep throat 2 days ago, and is promptly working on me. So i cant wait til i get that in 2 days. Also she said she lives across the street where the Real World is being filmed (starting April 10) so if you watch, you'll probably see her on there at least once crossing the street or something. Haha, well thats all i gotta add.
March 19, 2004
I was browsing through the internet minding my own business and i saw an odd banner. Now, you could call me some sort of porn expert but i have never seen anything like this.
March 17, 2004
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
March 15, 2004
March 7, 2004
Here it is, the homestretch, bottom of the nineth, tenth frame, hockey overtime, basketball triple overtime, 18th hole, etc etc. Spring break is over basically. And here i am sitting here with fucking conjuctivitis (pink eye). My eye feels like its bulging from my face and i have to sit here and pretend like its nothing. Let me run you down some statistics of my spring break. Spring break was 7 days long so 7 x 24 (hours in a day) = 168 hours. Of that, i probably spent less than 5 of it out of the house. Probably a 80 or so of those hours were spent in my underwear, i had probably played on my computer a record low of 40 hours and played video games for around 10 hours (thanks to Resident Evil - 9 hours and 10 minutes it took me to beat both scenarios). And i watched tv for the remaining time i wasnt sleeping or out of the house. Look at the picture below: this is a diagram of how much i downloaded over the past week. I started recording a little late, i probably downloaded an additional 1 GB and uploaded 2 GB... but i canceled the file cause it was a piece of crap.
March 5, 2004
Jesus, i look at CNN for the first time in days and what do i see? But this:
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) -- On the outside, Heladio Gonzalez was all toughness and swagger. On the inside, he was tormented.
This cop changed genders, which i have nothing against but i immedietly thought of how humiliating it would be not only to be arrested by this cop but more so of getting my ass kicked by him...her... uhh it. I mean that's frightening, to get my ass kicked by a girl, i dont know how i would feel to get my ass kicked by a transgendered person. I would probably hang myself in my cell. I'll probably update again later today but i honestly had to comment on this right away.
March 4, 2004
Now today was how my spring break should have been all along. And i have only one thing to thank. God bless you common cold! I woke up again at the extremely early hour of 8:30 and i couldnt breathe so i took some medicine, and while i waited for it to kick in i watched sports center and ate breakfast. Then i went back upstairs and slept for 4 more hours. I woke up and started watching anime. Then i played Resident Evil 2 ('B' Scenario) for a bit. And before i knew it the day was over (5 o'clock or so). Then i went to get my hair cut and i came back and watched more anime. And here i am. Doing nothing rocks. If only the rest of my life was like this.
March 3, 2004
Six words sum of my day: Resident Evil Two Is My Bitch.
Actually i left my house today, first time since monday. Today i went to ITT Tech with Tim cause he was interested in going there and i had nothing better to do. It was interesting, and i realized how much more relaxing my life would be if i didnt have to take all these crap classes like philosophy and english. I mean come on... english? When am i gonna use that. I have nothing really to add but i have to say get this mp3 (right click save target as) (roughly 3.6025390625 MB), its great.
March 2, 2004
Now today is what my break was suppose to be all about. Lounging around in my underwear playing video games and taking very little breaks to do anything else. The only reason i got dressed today is cause my basement is freezing, and the only reason i stopped playing Resident Evil is for fear that i might beat it and have nothing to do tomorrow. Hmm, what else... uh, i saw the Saint today, i havent seen it for awhile. I started wondering what happened to elizabeth shue since i dont remember her in any movies since then but i just determined that doing a movie with Val Kilmer would kill a career. I guess thats all i have to say.
March 1, 2004
Another pointless boring day. I woke up today at 9 or something rediculously early. Last night i couldnt sleep because my entire upper body is sore from working out (this is not a joke... it really hurts). So after i watched a little tv i went to the dentist where they picked at my teeth with pokers and what not, and after i drank what felt like a quart of my own blood i was free to go. After that i took a nap and when i woke up i traded off 15 minutes at a time between my computer and the tv. What a pathetic life i live. I blame the fact that there is absolutely nothing else to do. I was actually so bored today that i went into AIM chat rooms. Its funny how these rooms evolved, they use to be almost all chat, little or no advertisements. Now 99/100 posts are for pornography... i cant complain about that i guess, if anything it made these rooms better. Well thats all i have to say, this post sucked but obviously nothing happened to me so there is nothing to say.
February 29, 2004
Happy Leap Day! For you slow ones that means that this day only comes about every four years.
Well yesterday actually became eventful half way through the day. I went to the gym and worked out and then i went to go see Club Dread which was hilarious in its stupidity. I enjoyed it for its stupid humor and gratutious nudity. I dont know if anyone remembers me saying it on Operation Kickass all those years ago but to be a good movie in my book all they need is 3 things. Comedy of some sort, you know just to break a mood; Violence, cause come on, violence equals entertainment; and last but not least nudity cause regardless of the movie, if there is nudity then it will keep my attention.
Anyway, i post today about this god damn fire detector in my house. For some reason it's wired into the house's electric system and there is no way to turn it off. You have to cut power to the 2nd floor of the house to actually turn it off. Its beeping like crazy though and its pissing me the fuck off. I want to just climb up there cut the wires, take it throw it into the toilet, shit on it, and then set it on fire. On the plus side it did spawn this comic. It wasnt suppose to be a comic, it was suppose to be social commentary but it kinda evolved into a comic because i realized how it looks and i just couldnt help but make fun of myself.
February 28, 2004
Spring break is merely 1 day old and i am already bored to tears. On that note let me emphasize how much i'll be updating this week. I am sure i'll have something to say at least everyday this week. So let me unveil what i have been working on all week. I decided that since i had my digital camera with me at school that i should take pictures of the squalid shit hole that i live in. I tried to link each picture to a story, but sometimes its just social commentary. So on that note take a tour of 5713 N. Lambert St. Its 16 pages long, so i think you'll be occupied for at least 5 minutes.
February 26, 2004
I wasnt going to update again until at least tomorrow but since i saw this now, i might as well post it now. Well as i said in the previous post, my team mate won a shit load of awards at A10s, but he gave all La Salle divers a good name... especially me. The picture below (click to see larger size) was posted in the school newspaper. They probably thought it was him when they put it in, but it is indeed me: Note how he has no form and he is chubby. Thats definitely me.
February 24, 2004
Well i have neglected this site too much and to make up i am gonna post my recollection of Atlantic 10 championships. My dad took the pictures, thats why i only have four good ones, cause i wasnt about to bring the camera to the bar. So here we go:
It started off pretty well, i mean i did one meter and i came in 13th of 16 over all scoring 4 points. But then came the hard competition, upholding my number one in the conference ranking (PDF, page 3).
