August 29, 2003
First of all, sorry to everyone. And happy birthday to Lindy, Laura, Jess, and Tim. Well its been 5 days since my last post, i had classes and what not, nothing really worth posting so i didnt. I have been fixing a lot of computers with the Blaster virus, and then i ran across this article at cnn and they actually caught the kid. This is for all the people who said "I want to kill that mother fucker who did this to my computer!" We can all kill fatty here. I mean look at this kid. Haha, i couldnt stop laughing, he is a big fat tub of lard.
August 24, 2003
Back at school at last. I have never been excited for school until this year. No offense to my job, but it was lacking, and i had no life at home (not like i have one here... get to that later) but its good to be back on my own. So all yesterday i spent moving in. I woke up at 8:30, still suffering from mild insomnia, and i spent the day packing and going to ikea and office max to buy a bed and desk and what not. I get to my house around 5ish and i begin construction of my room. It took 4 fucking hours to build everything, that and my parents let me put everything that required any strength together. Then i went to dinner and against better judgement didnt order anything with caffeine. By the time i came back it was 11:30 and i did some last minute things, like set up my computer, cable modem, networking stuff, etc. Then i went to sleep. If you think that was the end of my day, your wrong. I have no idea what time it is, i am sitting in a pile of sweat (no air conditioning) and the ceiling fan is on to give me some sort of revitalization. Now keep in mind my bed is about 7 inches from my ceiling fan. It is just high enough so i can lay down under it without touching it. I am finally sleeping then all i hear is "Matt Get up!" I jump from my bed, hit my head on the ceiling fan (which is on high) and i am in a daze. I realize its some drunk swimmer girls and they are asking me questions about who knows what. I am trying to reply but i am so tired/in shock that my answers must have been super retarded. Then they go away. Needless to say i turn off the fan now. Then later, Kevin woke me up for no reason, which i dont blame him for. I remember him talking but i dont remember what he said. I finally get back to sleep, and it feels like i am sleeping for days. I finally get up out of bed thinking it must be 10 or 11 o'clock. I look at my cell phone time, it is fucking 7:30. Since then i have been watching soundless simpsons episodes (because i forgot to bring speakers or a headset) and still laughing at them because i know every damn word. Alright this is the longest post ever. Check back later for a comic of something or another.
August 21, 2003
Summer is winding down, within the next few days i will move into my new house and then update with what i was doing for most of August. Anyway my friend Rich IMed me today while i was at work and it was good enough to make the post for today.
Auto response from TheStarr84 (11:14:50 PM): in purgatoryIn reality i dont hate my job; I hate being bored which is what i am at work 99% of the time. But that all ends tomorrow. Also they were filming a movie across from where i work today and i might have wondered onto the set so look for me in any new paramount movies. Time to go.
2 more days of this.
KWAKA03 (11:15:11 AM): No one ever wants to hold a job with how you make it sound
My Dad: Matt! Phone, its Bob!Haha, fucking drug dealers, i have his phone number, i am thinking about tipping off the police. What a douche bag.
Me: [to self] who the fuck is Bob?. [on phone] Hello?
Bob: Yo, is the coast clear?
Me: Yeah... i guess. Whats up?
Bob: You want some rock man?
Me: What?! Huh?
Bob: You want to get blazed man?
Me: No, i dont want to get blazed.
Bob: Are you sure, i got prime shit here
Me: Yes i am fucking sure, god damn who is this?
Bob: Come on man, you just called me asking for some.
Me: What the fuck are you talking about?
Bob: Oh... shit
[Line goes dead]
August 20, 2003
I wasnt planning on updating anytime soon but this COULD NOT wait. I cant believe i found this. I am literally jumping up and down with joy. I have uncovered the lost website of operationkickass.com. For those of you who are unfamiliar with it i will go into a breif history right now:
Operation Kickass was founded in April 2001 by cocreators Jolyon Hyne and Matt Starr. Quickly the staff incorporated many more, including Kris, Gerry, Josh, Howard, Glick, and Shoemaker. Their main task was to bring up pointless topics and mindless humor to the website [sound familiar?]. The site was actually a bought domain and server that lasted a full year, from April 2001-April 2002. Due to the magnatidue of people who came to visit, the site was updated regularly until its last few months.
Also, i noticed that we had 800 MP3s on that site and 50+ music videos. The RIAA would have our ass these days for that. Also i loved how computer illiterate we were back then. I couldnt figure out html (which is what this site is completely made of with no help of any program besided Notepad), Jol couldnt build a computer (has build 2 since then), and much more. So here is Operation Kickass Archives!
Note: Because of how i found it (through a website that hosts old/dead websites) no pictures worked, and some of the links were dead. Since i am updating at work, there was no time to strip the links away from most of the pages. That link above goes to a site where 80% of the links work. If you spot any more dead links please tell me and i will remove them (this is only for the main page).
August 19, 2003
Okay, quick update just for now cause i stumbled on something humerous. I will fill in with more details in about a week for what i have been up to. But here enjoy the omnipotent knowledge of google.
August 5, 2003
Okay just a little fill in, this will be a very slow updating month. Right now i am waiting on my new computer. Then i have Otakon (dork fest) this weekend. Then i have to go back to school. You will see new comics coming September. Peace out.