Worst site ever archive... April 2004

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April 28, 2004
Only news for today is we tried taking out our garbage (and it was a shit load - see picture below) cause its the last week we're gonna be in the house so we need to throw all the crappy furniture and all the shitty other things away. When the garbage men came, they just drove by like assholes. So now we have a ton of garbage on our lawn and no one has taken it. Oh well.

thats the most trash ever
Update: Just found this link: DVD player takes entertainment out of movies. Somehow, i blame the Bush administration for this atrocity.


April 26, 2004
Well, its been 6 days since the last time i posted, and since i am well out of my hell week now, there should be no excuse for not updating. The thing is though, that i got sick last wednesday and i am finally getting over it now. Its kinda funny actually, i mean i felt miserable for like 4 days, and i never get sick, so this is a new feeling for me, and i always feel weird going to my doctor cause he asks questions that always refer to me getting some sort of STD such as 'Any pain or burning when urinating?' and i always look at him funny and then say 'no'. After i went though i got a perscription for some penicillin which is working out nicely. I have nothing really else to say, i have spent the past week basically watching tv and sleeping, standard sick stuff. I have noticed that my website does share a common trait with rap songs though, as if we dont know when to end a song or post. We just kinda jabber on and give props to our homies instead of ending it and saving viewers valuble time. I know this post is all over the place, but i cant think straight, and i am still working on correcting links. Should be fixed later today.
Edit: Fixed all broken links... that i know of (if you find any that arent working tell me). Also added a link to tour lambert street house at bottom.


April 20, 2004
Today i took a bit of a study break and head over to the phillies game. In honor of college night, we had quite a few people go with John and I. After we got off the subway, we were being offered scalped tickets. Seeing as that it was already the third inning, we decided to see what they got. One guy was selling two 20 dollar tickets so John bargained him down to 20 bucks for both, which you could see really pissed off the guy. Anyway, once we get in we take our seats, they are in the 4th row in left field right next to the foul line post. They were amazing seats. Anyway, just when i thought it couldnt get any better, two good looking girls sit next to us. At least i thought this was a good thing at first. They must have took like 20 pictures of Pat Burrell an inning. I dont know what they were gonna do with these pictures but they were definitely stalkers. Anyway, the 8th inning came and there was the stupid "Make Some Noise Meter." These girls must have thought John's head was the microphone cause they wouldnt shut the fuck up. Another highlight of the game was that there was this guy 3 rows behind us that looked like Brian would look in 10 years. He was a big guy with red hair and an eagles tattoo, he heckled the hell out of Abe Nunez and cheered on the phillies hard core. Over all it was a pretty fun night besides the fact that Phillies lost 3-1 but it got my mind off of studying which was a plus. Speaking of which i should get back to that.

Nice ass ticket for 10 bucks


April 19, 2004
Well we had a little server trouble and i had to switch to insey's server. My address from now on will be http://starr.insey.com. Sorry i would have let everyone known sooner but it was kinda sudden for myself. You should notice that most of the pictures dont work cause they are linking to the old page. Once i get time (i am in the middle of hell week) i will fix these. Sorry about the inconvience.


April 16, 2004
Real quick, i found this link and all i gotta say is that its scary how much these are alike. Read the description on that linked website it gives enough background info to understand.


April 14, 2004
Its 7:15 in the morning right now and you may ask why am i up let alone why am i updating. Well today i had to be drug tested for swimming/diving in part of a 'random' drug test. I dont really care about doing it but it was an interesting experience. When i got there i filled out the normal paper work and waited. Now i had to pee worse than anything in my life when i got there, so i was pretty eager to go. I volunteered to be next, so i grab my cup (see below). I go in there and the guy is telling me what i need to do, and the way he explained it sounded like i had to pee into the sink, he then clarifies and tells me to go pee in the urinal. While trying to pee i had to have my pants and underpants down to my knees and when you have someone watching its fucking awkward. So I couldnt go. Then he cuts me a break and sends me into the stall to pee. This time everything worked and i pee'd more than enough. He tells me to put my cup down using every adjective wrong so i dont know what the fuck he's talking about so i put it down on the toilet paper dispencer and then he starts yelling "NO NO NO NO NO NO!" and explains that its not in the center and it will slip. I didnt even let go yet, i didnt know what the fuck he was yelling about. So then i go to the sink and wash up as he measures how much i urinated. When i am done i dry my hands and am ready to go. Except evidently my hands arent dry enough, and he starts to piss me off about that. I was about to tell him that i dont go into the bathroom and tell him how to pee and how to fucking dry your hands. This guy was a big dickhead. Anyway i go back into the waiting room, me and my pee, and i go have a seat next to the big screen tv. I was perfectly fine just holding my cup o' pee but that wasnt good enough for this guy, he needed me to place it on the ground leaning against the tv like the cyclinder cup couldnt stand up on its own. This is all after he tells me that i shouldnt let go of my cup no matter what. After that i go have a seat with another, cooler, guy and i get my urine packaged and ready to go to the lab. I then came back here and am so fucking tired but i cant go to sleep cause i got class in 36 minutes. Well, that's all i have to say about that.

The least he could of done was make some splashing noises to help me go


April 12, 2004
I can already picture the headline for this post - Two Morons spark hypothetical debate over a real event that happened to someone we dont know. I was browsing around my normal website when i came across a post and i had to show someone so I told tim... well before i confuse anyone i'll just post the conversation (only edits were some formatting on my behalf - yeah i do this page in plain HTML and its a pain in the ass to edit for each line):

[10:43:31 PM] TheStarr84: Weak Sauce -- Posted by Sharkey @ 12:34 AM
So my gf flung my leather swivel chair around (it blocked the TV, apparently) a little hard today, and it bashed my computer with enough force to cause the blue screen of death. I figured it wasn't a big problem, but now I've got random restarts, it thinks the date is January 2002, and seems to mix up the hard drive order on each powerup. My question is this:

Do I bury my gf in the desert, or do I shuttle her out to sea and let the sharks take her?

[10:44:06 PM] Goalie34UD : rofl, nice
[10:46:26 PM] Goalie34UD : first, make her pay for a new one, THEN kill her
[10:47:02 PM] TheStarr84: well you have to first think that he isnt telling the whole story, he probably pissed her off so she threw the chair at him but missed. that'd be his fault. meanwhile if she was just being a ditz, she'd have to make up for it big time
[10:47:56 PM] Goalie34UD : i go for the ditz part
[10:48:25 PM] TheStarr84: i mean, i doubt erin has thrown a chair at your computer
[10:48:40 PM] Goalie34UD : no, she knows better
[10:48:57 PM] TheStarr84: haha, of course, but since she knows you have a soft spot in ur heart for your computer dont you think that if u piss her off she might attack that soft spot?
[10:49:41 PM] Goalie34UD : no
[10:50:23 PM] TheStarr84: then you are naive
[10:50:45 PM] Goalie34UD : well she knows that would mean death or her
[10:51:18 PM] TheStarr84: tim your all talk. I dont think you'd even lay a hand on her. Yell at her hell yeah, but i dont think you'd do anything violent. Knowing how you are a spaz i would assume you would just throw a fit and then break more shit in your room
[10:52:43 PM] Goalie34UD : haha, in her room
[10:52:57 PM] TheStarr84: why would you be in her room, if she broke ur computer?
[10:53:55 PM] Goalie34UD: ok, way to much thinking for me
Yeah so thats that. I just want to say that this might be my last post until May. Today is the last day off before the semester starts winding down so i am going to concentrate on school for the last three weeks. If i have extra time, and something willing to say i'll post but i am just stating that my life is only so interesting so dont expect it.


April 11, 2004
Well i decided to continue what i was doing the other day and elaborating how much of a dork i really am. I was actually roaming through the archives and noticed i never did explain where i went mid-August (Otakon). I mean i said where i went but i never really elaborated on what i did there. At this point i am pretty sure just saying what i did is less than meaningless, i mean its been 8 months since then, so who gives a shit what i did back then. This post is actually going towards anime. Lately at school, i have just been downloading full series, watching them in a day, burning them to dvd and then deleting them from my hard drive. I cant really say what i like about it, maybe that i'm going to remain a kid at heart for the rest of my life and i love cartoons. Alright, i see myself already turning this into a blog, so let me just reiterate my feelings into this picture (700 K)- thanks Tim for the link. This explains anime to me, you know, i dont know why but this is very captivating and i cant deny it.
Moving on, I should just supply everyone with some random links that i've found over the past few days. 2 words: No Life, i found this article a while ago, but i lost it, its about some kid who made a miniture nuclear reactor and then threatened the enviroment by not being able to contain it - true story. Mmm... Small Intestine (this is a cake). Uhh yeah, thats all i can think of right now.


April 9, 2004
Well its been awhile since i've updated so i might as well tell you what i have been up to. Before i go on, if you dont know i am a dork yet and for some reason think that I am no where close to a nerd, you should navigate away from this page now. Now for the rest of you intune with reality, I have been working (not very hard, its actually very simple) on to hook up my old computer and my new computer together, hooked to one monitor so that i could switch back and forth between the two. Why would i do this? My old computer is a tv tuner, so i can watch tv (with a much higher resolution) on my computer and it works out this way better. Along with watching tv, i can also record tv, and it basically works the same exact way as a TIVO. Like i said before, this really isnt complicated but i am very happy with how everything turned out.

ComponetsComputers
In this first picture is all of my componets, the modem keeps me online, the tv tuner lets me watch and record tv, and the KVM allows me to hook up to 4 computers to one keyboard, video source (monitor), and mouse.In the second picture, there are my computers. The big ass green one is the one i built, and the other one is a Dell that was bought in 2000. The Dell is the one with the tv tuner, the green one is meant for everything else.
Router
This is the router, its puts all of my computers on a network where every computer can reach the internet.
Big Green's screenshotOl' Betsy's screenshot
TV Screenshot
Now these screenshots are of what each computer looks like. I tried taking physical pictures of the monitor but they were coming out fuzzy and shitty so i deleted them. The only problem with these are the quality lost by changing picture formats. Anyway, The first picture is a picture from my main computer (the green computer). The desktop is from Starcraft: Ghost if you wanted to know, which you probably didnt. The second picture is a screenshot of the dell. The reason why the tv is blank is cause printscreen doesnt pick it up, i wish there was another way to do it, but i dont know of it. Just to prove that the tv does work though the third bottom picture is of ESPN Strong Man's Competition. I was trying to find something good on, but its friday afternoon, and there is never anything good on, it was either this or Carrot Head on HBO.
Well that basically ends this post. For those people who couldnt resist to read on, and now have a changed opinion of me, i suggest your read this. Ignore the star trek part though, i dont like that show.